MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A HAT
fuck. i’m so done.
(via dadgender)Source: all-wins
FUCK OFF GABRIELLA
I actually feel so bad for Sharpay and Ryan because you have these two talented people who have worked their butts off and paid their dues to the theatre world (aside from them being spoiled brats of course…mostly Sharpay, but come on who names their kid Sharpay?) and when it’s their time to shine in the musical (something they LIVE AND BREATHE for) out comes some random new girl who is annoyingly shy and the basketball star: and they steal their roles and make callbacks a public affair?
I’ve never thought about it but its 100% true and I’ve personally been through that before and it makes you want to kill ok ok
(via useless-italian)Source: realityaccordingtoalice
gayest sport on earth
somebody’s obviously never heard of turkish oil wrestling
OH MY GOD I AM CRYING
you have not LIVED until you’ve seen live Turkish oil wrestling.
why is he putting his hand in his pants
That’s how you win. By securing a grip on the “kisbet” (the special type of pants the wrestlers wear) and then pinning the opponent is how victory is achieved. The loser will then kiss the victor’s hand as a sign of respect and admiration.
that sport was so made up as an explanation for two guys getting caught going at it
they oil each other up
im crying here
This post literally gets gayer each time it appears on my dash. What the fuck?!?! This is like the most elaborate act that ever required a constant “no homo” to be chimed.
i’m just gonna leave this here
(via useless-italian)Source: olliren
Hey followers. Not having a very ideal day?
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Now go find some warm blankets and have yourself a better day <3
THE ANIMAL LIVESTREAM SITE IS TOO MUCH
(via awesome-tea)Source: david-tennants-little-fangirl
why is it so hard to get how awful you are when you refuse to apologize?
YOU DIDN’T MEAN TO HIT SOMEONE WITH A CAR DOESN’T MEAN YOU CAN’T GO TO JAIL FOR MANSLAUGHTER
If you accidentally step on some one’s toes, you apologize. It’s just common sense - you obviously didn’t stomp on their toes on purpose, but you HURT THEM regardless. The same courtesy should be there when you accidentally hurt some one emotionally, too. You didn’t mean to, but that doesn’t change what happened. Apologize sincerely, make an effort to never do it again, and do NOT continue to sit there repeating “but I didn’t mean to” over and over again. They know that, but their toes still fucking hurt.
(via theonlyquietbeagle)Source: moosekleenex
No one before Bernini had managed to make marble so carnal. In his nimble hands it would flatter and stream, quiver and sweat. His figures weep and shout, their torses twist and run, and arch themselves in spasms of intense sensation. He could, like an alchemist, change one material into another - marble into trees, leaves, hair, and, of course, flesh.
- Simon Schama’s Power of Art. Bernini
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If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
always reblog tumblr identification
(via theonlyquietbeagle)Source: aru